Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

When you click that stupid button on your browser and get sent to some random website that you probably hate, but you're too lazy to close it.

I stumbled on a cat video and now I'm crying.

Stumble took me to a site about cheese. I'm confused.

Stumble sent me to a math problem. I rage quit.

2

When you walk like a drunk man who just got hit by a bus, or you fuck up something and it's so bad it makes you want to die.

He stumbled into a wall and spilled his coffee.

She stumbled and fell into a puddle. It was majestic.

He stumbled through the room like a confused chicken.

3

Walking like a drunk man who just got hit by a bus, or using that stupid StumbleUpon thing to waste your time.

He stumbled around the room like he was drunk and also broke.

She stumbled through the internet like it was her enemy.

Stumbling is the worst thing since being late to school.

4

Falling everywhere like a drunk man who just got hit by a bus and also dropped his keys.

He stumbled all over the place and looked like a mess.

She stumbled into the kitchen and spilled a whole jar of jam.

He stumbled so much he nearly broke his own face.

5

When you mess something up so badly, it looks like it was hit by a tornado and then kicked by a donkey.

He messed up the whole project and it was a disaster.

She broke the table and it was like a war zone.

He messed up the cake and it looked like a bomb went off.

6

A stupid toolbar that takes you to random websites and makes you waste your life.

That toolbar is the worst thing since Monday.

StumbleUpon took my time and I'm sad.

I waste my life on the internet because of this toolbar.

7

The best song in the world, made by a guy named Scuppio, and it's so good it makes you cry.

That song is the best thing since pizza.

Scuppio’s song made me cry and also eat a whole bag of chips.

I listen to it every day and I’m happy.