A+ student

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A person who studies like a maniac for 14 hours a day, 7 days a week, but only for two weeks a year. Then they go back to their normal life, which is mostly just eating pizza and watching Netflix.

I studied for 14 hours a day for two weeks, and I still failed the test. I’m not even mad, I’m just tired.

My friend studied for two weeks straight and then cried in the shower for an hour. It was beautiful.

I’m an A+ student. I studied for two weeks and now I can’t remember my own name.

by Slangipedia 15d ago

A student who’s so sleep-deprived they look like a raccoon with a brain. They stay up all night studying or partying, and they act like they’ve never seen the sun.

I haven’t slept in three days. I look like a raccoon who was hit by a truck and lost his brain.

I studied all night and then went to a party. Now I can’t tell if I’m dreaming or if I’m just tired.

My friend is a sleep-deprived student. He once fell asleep in a hot dog.

by Slangipedia 15d ago

A loud, obnoxious student from North-East India who drives a Dodge Charger, wears flip flops in the winter, and dreams of being a truck driver. They also hate being called a student and will fight you over it.

This guy from India drives a Dodge Charger and wears flip flops in the snow. He’s a menace.

I rented a house to a student from India. He destroyed the house and then yelled at me for calling him a student.

My neighbor from India is a student. He once yelled at me for calling him a student and then tried to fight me with a traffic cone.

by Slangipedia 15d ago

A student who actually wants to learn and doesn’t act like they’re being tortured by life.

I actually want to learn. I don’t care if the teacher is annoying or the subject is boring.

My friend is a good student. He listens in class and even does his homework sometimes.

I like learning. I don’t need a bunch of loud kids yelling at me to be a good student.

by Slangipedia 15d ago

A person who knows absolutely nothing, but acts like they’re smart. They know everything about nothing and nothing about everything.

This kid thinks he’s smart. He knows nothing about anything, and he acts like he’s the best student in the world.

My friend thinks he’s an academic. He knows everything about nothing and nothing about everything.

I know nothing about anything. I’m not even sure if I’m a student or just a human being.

by Slangipedia 15d ago

A person who goes to university and thinks they’re rich, but they’re actually broke. They spend all their money on stupid stuff and end up with massive debt.

I go to university and think I’m rich. I’m not. I’m broke and I have a massive debt.

My friend goes to university and thinks he’s rich. He spends all his money on stupid haircuts and designer clothes.

I’m a student and I’m broke. I have a massive debt and I still think I’m rich.

by Slangipedia 15d ago

A young person who goes to university and thinks they’re cool. They eat kebabs, steal traffic cones, and get totally wrecked every night.

I go to university and think I’m cool. I eat kebabs and steal traffic cones every night.

My friend is a total wacko. He goes to university and gets totally wrecked every night.

I’m a student and I think I’m totally wacky. I eat kebabs, steal traffic cones, and get totally wrecked every night.

by Slangipedia 15d ago