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When a program or platform crashes so hard it feels like it got run over by a truck. It’s like your Discord voice server decides to take a nap and your messages get sent like they’re on a binge-drinking spree.
My Discord started sending me messages like I was in a relationship with myself.
Voice chat turned into a silent scream session.
I tried to talk and got double messages like I had a twin who also talked.
by Slangipedia 5d ago
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When a guy goes full solo at midnight like he’s trying to impress a ghost. It’s the worst kind of self-love and it feels like he’s wasting his life on a cock.
He was so into it, I thought he was trying to wake up the dead.
I heard him moaning like he was being tortured.
He was doing it so loud, my dog ran out of the house.
by Slangipedia 5d ago
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Music that started it all. Guitars that scream like they’re being tortured, drums that hit harder than your mom’s yelling, and bass that’s like it’s whispering secrets to your soul while you’re trying to get laid.
The guitars were so loud, they woke up my neighbor’s cat.
The drums hit me like I got hit by a brick.
The bass made me feel like I was about to have sex with the music.
by Slangipedia 5d ago
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A band that came out like a slap in the face to everyone else. They’re not British, they’re just cool and they made music that felt like a breath of fresh air and a punch to the gut.
They came out like they were the best thing since sliced bread.
They made me forget all the other bands.
They were like music on steroids.
by Slangipedia 5d ago
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The Strokes. Five guys who made music so good, it felt like they were trying to get me laid and I had no idea what was happening.
They came out and it was like I was in a dream.
Their music was so good, I forgot my own name.
They made me feel like I was part of a secret club.
by Slangipedia 5d ago
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When you rub your cock like it’s a job interview and you’re trying to get hired by your own body. It’s the worst kind of self-love and it feels like you’re trying to impress a ghost.
He was rubbing so hard, I thought he was trying to kill his cock.
He was moaning like he was in pain.
He looked like he was trying to get laid by himself.
by Slangipedia 5d ago
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The best band ever. Five guys who can make music so good, it feels like they’re trying to get you laid and you’re just along for the ride.
They came out and it was like I was in a dream.
They made me forget my own name.
They were like music on steroids.
by Slangipedia 5d ago
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