a stripp

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A tiny amount of cash, like when you pay for something and feel like you got ripped off.
I bought a burger for $20. That was a stripp, man.
She paid $5 for a soda. That was a stripp.
I got a stripp for my new phone. $10? I’m gonna cry.
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A measly amount of money, like when you think you're getting a deal but it's just a joke.
That stripp for a pizza? I could've gotten a whole buffet for that.
He paid a stripp for a shoe. Like, one shoe.
I got a stripp for a drink. I'm getting a refund.
3
A pitiful sum of cash, like when you hand over your soul for a snack.
I paid a stripp for a snack. My soul is now in a vending machine.
That stripp for a movie ticket? I got more for a snack.
He paid a stripp for a slice of cake. I’m getting a divorce.
4
A small amount of money, like when you spend it and feel like you got played.
I paid a stripp for that shirt. It looked like it came from a trash can.
That stripp for a bag of chips? I’m gonna eat the bag and the chips.
She paid a stripp for a drink. It tasted like regret.
5
A little bit of money, like when you pay for something and feel like you got scammed.
That stripp for a haircut? I got more hair when I shaved my head.
He paid a stripp for a pizza. It was just cheese and a dream.
I got a stripp for a drink. It was just water and my feelings.
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A tiny amount of money, like when you think you're winning but it's just a trap.
That stripp for a drink was a trap. I got water and my hopes.
I paid a stripp for a snack. It was just crumbs and my soul.
He paid a stripp for a movie. It was just a trailer and my patience.
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