Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

Getting absolutely pummeled in a fight or game, like you were thrown into a meat grinder and came out the other side.

I got stretched in the wrestling match and now I look like a deflated balloon.

He stretched me so bad I had to go to the hospital and got a second opinion.

That guy stretched me like a hot dog and I still haven't recovered.

2

A used-up, smelly, and flaky piece of meat that’s been around the block a few times.

That girl is a stretch, she’s been with half the school.

Don’t even think about touching her, she’s a stretch and she smells like old pizza.

He’s been with every girl in the class, he’s a stretch and a half.

3

A tall, skinny person who might look like a flamingo but is still cool.

Hey stretch, did you eat your dinner again?

Stretch, why are you so tall and skinny?

I saw that stretch in the hallway and said hi, he just stared at me like I was crazy.

4

When you get locked up in a cage like a wild animal and you have to suffer for it.

I got sent to stretch for stealing the teacher’s coffee.

He got stretched because he threw a chair at the principal.

She was stretched for a month because she drew on the walls.

5

Something that’s way too much, like when you eat three burgers and still want more.

That party was a stretch, there were 500 people and no food.

He said he was going to the moon, that was a stretch.

She stretched her story so much it was like a soap opera.

6

Talking too much about something, like you were explaining the meaning of life to a goldfish.

He stretched his story for an hour and I fell asleep.

She stretched the math problem until the teacher got mad.

He stretched the rules so much, the game was ruined.

7

Making a hole bigger with a tool, like you’re trying to fit a whole cow through your ear.

I stretched my ears so much they look like they’re about to fall off.

She stretched her tongue and now it looks like a worm.

He stretched his nose and now it’s as big as a door.