Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

A smoky, pre-rolled cigarette that comes in packs of 10 or 20. It’s the only thing that can save you from dying of boredom or bad decisions.

Bro, I need a straight. My lungs are about to quit on me.

I smoked two straights and still failed my math test.

That straight was so bad, it tasted like regret.

2

Two dudes in a hot tub, five feet apart, because they’re not gay and also don’t want to get murdered for being gay.

My uncle and his buddy are straight. They’re both 60 and still hate each other.

They’re in the hot tub like they’re about to start a war.

If they get any closer, I’m gonna have to call the police.

3

A way of saying everything’s fine, like your mom just told you not to eat that entire pizza.

‘That’s gay’ is the worst thing someone can say to you. ‘That’s straight’ is the best thing.

He said, ‘Don’t worry, it’s all good’, that’s straight.

She told me, ‘It’s straight, just go to sleep.’

4

Good. Okay. Not bad. Just not great. Like your little brother’s math test.

That straight? It was barely passing.

I got a straight on my report card. My mom cried.

He got a straight and still failed the class.

5

Being straight is being attracted to the opposite sex. It’s what your parents thought was the only way to live.

My dad is straight. He thinks being gay is a sin.

She’s straight and still dates her high school crush.

They’re both straight, and they still argue about who’s better.

6

A straight person is someone who doesn’t do drugs, doesn’t drink, doesn’t cheat, and doesn’t have a life.

She’s a straight girl. She doesn’t even know what a pizza is.

He’s so straight, he still uses a flip phone.

They said, ‘Don’t worry, we’re all straight.’

7

Going the long way just to prove you’re a tough guy.

He took the road less traveled because his GPS didn’t work.

She went the long way just to avoid a traffic jam.

He took the road less traveled and got lost.