a stop at the bank

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You steal somebodies cash like it's your job then you leave the wallet alone like it was never touched and you laugh at them later because you know they'll never catch you.

I walked in the bank and took all his cash like it was a Tuesday.

He didn't even notice I took his money. I was there for five minutes and left like I was never there.

I took his money and put it back like I was his personal accountant.

by Slangipedia 6d ago

You rob a wallet but you act like it was a free gift and then you eat the money like it was a snack and you leave the person confused.

I took his cash and ate it like it was chips. He was confused, I was full.

I walked in, took his money, then left like I was his friend.

He didn't know I took his money. I just left him a note that said 'Thanks for the cash.'

by Slangipedia 6d ago

You take all the money out of someone's wallet and then you put it back like it was never there and you make fun of them later because you're the king of the bank.

I took all his cash and put it back like I was a magician. He had no clue.

I took his money, put it back, and laughed at him in the mirror later.

He didn't know I was there. I was there for three seconds and I left him with a full wallet.

by Slangipedia 6d ago