a stoners dozen

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A stoner's dozen is 11 because you always eat the twelfth one before you even finish the first one. You’re too high to count, and you’re too lazy to make another one.

I asked for a dozen cookies and got 11 because I ate the last one before I even got stoned.

The baker said it was a stoner’s dozen because I bit the whole thing in half.

My friend said I only brought 11 because I ate the 12th one while I was still on the couch.

by Slangipedia 6d ago

A stoner's dozen is 14 because that’s how much weed you need to get high enough to forget your own name.

I bought a stoner’s dozen of weed and still forgot my own name.

14 grams is a stoner’s dozen, and I still couldn’t find my shoes.

My friend said it was a stoner’s dozen because I had to smoke all of it to remember my own name.

by Slangipedia 6d ago

A stoner's dozen is a random number that only makes sense when you’re half high and the other half is still coming.

I said it was a stoner’s dozen because I only counted to 10 and then got distracted by the TV.

The baker said it was a stoner’s dozen because I asked for 12 but took 13 and then forgot the rest.

I called it a stoner’s dozen because I thought 14 was a number and then I got confused.

by Slangipedia 6d ago