a stink of bums

The stink of bums was parked outside the mall, and the whole neighborhood got a free dose of butt gas.

My cousin joined a stink of bums and now he smells like a forgotten sock in a gym bag.

The stink of bums was at the bus stop, and the bus driver ran away screaming.

My crush is a stink of bums, and I can’t even look at him after he sat on my lunch.

My sister dated a stink of bums and now she smells like a gym floor after a workout.

That guy at the bar is a stink of bums, and he’s trying to flirt with me while I hold my nose.

That new food truck is a stink of bums, and it smells like someone’s gym bag exploded.

The pizza place across the street is a stink of bums, and I can smell it from my bedroom.

My uncle’s job is a stink of bums, and he comes home reeking like a gym sock after a marathon.