a stiff drink

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A stiff drink is like a punch to the gut in a glass. It’s mostly alcohol and barely any crap to dilute it.

My uncle drank a stiff drink and cried like a baby.

That whiskey neat was a stiff drink and it ruined my whole day.

I drank a stiff drink and now I feel like a wet sock.

A stiff drink is when a guy gets a blow job and swallows so hard it looks like he’s trying to drink the guy.

My friend tried to swallow a stiff drink and it came out his nose.

He gave a stiff drink to his boyfriend and it was like a wrestling match.

I watched a stiff drink and it was like a horror movie.

A stiff drink is when you mix alcohol with something else, like soda, juice, or even energy drinks, but it still tastes like a punch in the face.

I mixed vodka and soda and it was a stiff drink.

That energy drink and whiskey was a stiff drink and I felt it in my bones.

My mom made a stiff drink with orange juice and it was like a fire in my throat.

A stiff drink is the only thing that can save you after a day of crying, screaming, and eating too much pizza.

I had a rough day and a stiff drink made me feel better.

That stiff drink was my only friend after getting fired.

I drank a stiff drink and forgot my problems existed.