a "sticky ricky"

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A guy jizzes on his own pants because he can’t control his cum and it all over his crotch like a messy toddler.
My cousin came home and jizzed on his pants because he couldn’t aim.
My brother pulled out and jizzed on his shorts in front of his mom.
My friend jizzed on his pants during gym class and no one knew why.
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When you sneak up on a sleeping person and rub your junk on their ear until you blow load in it like a crazy person.
I woke my sister up by jizzing in her ear while she was sleeping.
My buddy jizzed in his girlfriend’s ear while she was watching TV.
My brother jizzed in his friend’s ear and it woke up the whole neighborhood.
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A huge, smelly, sticky poop that smells like a fart from hell and leaves you stinking up the toilet.
My mom’s poop smelled like a rotten egg and stuck to her butt.
My brother’s poop was so sticky, it stuck to the toilet seat like glue.
My sister’s poop was so smelly, it made the whole bathroom stink.
4
You smear your junk with honey and then go up a girl’s ass or vagina, nut in her, and then suck it back out and spit it in her mouth like a weirdo.
My friend went up his girlfriend’s butt with honey and jizzed in her mouth.
I did a honey nut and spit in my girlfriend’s face like a monster.
My cousin went up his girlfriend’s vagina with honey and then spit her jizz back in her mouth.
5
You have sex with your partner right after another guy jizzed in her and she’s all messy and confused.
My friend had sex with his girlfriend right after her ex jizzed in her.
My brother had sex with his girlfriend after her guy friend jizzed in her.
I had sex with my girlfriend after her guy friend jizzed in her and she was all messy.
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You jizz on your hands, then shake someone’s hand with one hand and punch them in the face with the other hand like a weirdo.
My buddy jizzed on his hands and then shook my hand and punched me in the face.
My cousin jizzed on his hands and then hit my brother in the face while shaking his hand.
I jizzed on my hands and then hit my friend in the face while shaking his hand.
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You jizz on your hands, then shake someone’s hand with one hand and punch them in the face with the other hand like a weirdo.
My buddy jizzed on his hands and then shook my hand and punched me in the face.
My cousin jizzed on his hands and then hit my brother in the face while shaking his hand.
I jizzed on my hands and then hit my friend in the face while shaking his hand.
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Masturbating over a sleeping person until you blow load in their ear. It’s like getting a wet willy, but way worse and you’re probably gonna wake them up and they’ll be confused and mad.
My cousin did this to my mom and she yelled at him for 10 minutes.
I did this to my little sister and she cried and told my dad.
My friend tried this on his girlfriend and she kicked him out of her room.
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When a guy pulls out right before he cums and then loses his load on his own pants because he can’t aim and just goes for the nearest thing.
My brother pulled out and peed his pants in front of his girlfriend.
I saw my uncle do this at the gym and everyone laughed at him.
My friend’s dog did this to him and he was embarrassed for days.
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A poop that smells so bad and leaves so much sticky crap that it’s like the toilet is crying and the butthole is screaming.
My dog’s poop looked like a sticky stank disaster.
My brother’s poop made the toilet overflow and stank the whole house.
My friend’s poop was so sticky and smelly, it got its own Instagram page.
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Covering your penis with honey, then fucking someone in the ass or vagina, nutting in them, then slurping the sperm back out and spitting it into their mouth. Then you repeat it until someone swallows.
My friend did this to his girlfriend and she had to swallow his sperm.
I tried this with my girlfriend and she laughed and said I was crazy.
My brother did this to his sister and they both ended up vomiting.
12
Having sex with your partner right after someone else has blown load inside them. It’s like they’re still tasting the last guy and you’re trying to prove you’re better.
My sister had sex with her boyfriend right after her ex dumped load in her.
My friend had sex with his girlfriend after she had sex with his brother.
I had sex with my girlfriend after she had sex with my dad and it was weird.
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Coming home early, whacking off, ringing the doorbell, covering the peephole, and busting a load in your girlfriend’s face when she opens the door. It’s like you’re trying to shock her and you’re proud of yourself.
My brother did this to his girlfriend and she was so confused and mad.
I did this to my girlfriend and she yelled at me and I had to go back to my room.
My friend did this to his girlfriend and she was so embarrassed she cried.
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Ejaculating into your hands, then shaking someone’s hand with one hand while punching them in the face with the other. It’s a stupid move, but it’s fun and people laugh at you.
I did this to my friend at school and he fell over.
My brother did this to his teacher and she was so surprised she laughed.
My friend did this to his mom and she was so mad she yelled at him.
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