A stick up my butt

My butt is on fire and I don't know why.

I sat on a hot stove and it didn't hurt this much.

This stick is like a barbeque in my behind.

My butt is so sore it's begging me to stop.

I think my butt is going to cry.

My behind is so mad it wants to quit.

This stick is like a roommate I never wanted.

My butt is hosting a stick and it's not going anywhere.

The stick is moving in and I can't kick it out.