Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

A stew is when you throw everything you own into a pot and hope it doesn't taste like your old shoes.

I tried making stew last night. It tasted like my gym sock collection died in there.

My mom's stew is like a crime scene. I don't know what happened, but I don't want to taste it.

That stew was so bad, it gave me a headache and a side of regret.

2

A stew is someone who's so dumb, they think a potato is a vegetable and a vegetable is a snack.

My cousin is a stew. He tried to explain why the sky is blue and got it wrong.

She asked if I was a stew, and I said no. She still thinks I'm dumb.

My teacher called me a stew because I thought a stew was a type of dog.

3

A stew is when you drink so much beer, you feel like a soggy sock.

I came home drunk last night. My neighbor called me a stew. I told him I was just a soggy sock.

He's a stew because he drank all the beer and fell over.

She said she was a stew because she tried to walk home and couldn't.

4

A stew is just a fancy word for beer. It’s like giving a donkey a crown and calling it a king.

Why do you call it stew? It's just beer. Donkey king, I say.

I told my friend he was a stew. He said I was just being mean.

My mom says stew is just beer in disguise. I say it's just a donkey with a crown.

5

A stew is when you take a crap and use it to make your own meaty magic.

I did a stew this morning and it tasted like my breakfast was a crime.

He did a stew in the bathroom and it smelled like a meat factory.

I did a stew and it was the best thing I've ever done. I don't know why.

6

A stew is when you drink so much beer, you forget your own name.

I did a stew last night and forgot my name. I told my friend my name was 'stew.'

She did a stew and came home with a hangover and no memory.

He did a stew and started talking to the wall. It was weird.

7

A stew is when your brother or dad seduces you and then hits you with a meaty surprise.

My brother did a stew on me and I got a meaty surprise. It was brutal.

My dad seduced me and called it a stew. I don’t know what that means.

She did a stew with her brother and it was the worst thing ever.