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When you speak so dumb that people from other countries get so mad they want to take your face off.
He said 'I’m from the future' and nobody believed him.
She called the president a 'fat coconut' and it went viral.
He said the moon was made of cheese and it started a war.
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A black guy who talks to problems like they’re his ex.
He told a kid his mom was a ‘bitch in a bermuda’ and the kid cried.
He told a woman her ex was ‘a pizza with no cheese’ and she texted him back.
He told a man his job was ‘a tire on a donkey’ and the man quit.
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When the whole story turns upside down and you’re like, ‘What the hell just happened?’
He said he was going to be rich, then he lost his pants.
She said she was going to win the lottery, then she got a ticket for jaywalking.
He said he was going to be a rockstar, then he signed up for a cooking show.
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When you think you’re going to win, but it’s just a cheap trick.
He thought he won the contest, but it was just a free coupon.
She thought she got a scholarship, but it was just a pizza coupon.
He thought he got a million dollars, but it was just a pizza and a coupon.
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You’re about to get a woman to cum, but then you fart and make a family feud noise.
He was about to get a woman to cum, but he farted and said, ‘I’m the next president.’
She was about to cum, but he farted and said, ‘I’m your new dad.’
He was about to get a woman to cum, but he farted and said, ‘I’m a pizza delivery man.’
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You think you’re about to win, but then you mess up so hard it hurts.
He thought he was going to be rich, but he lost his pants and got a ticket.
She thought she was going to be a star, but she got a ticket for jaywalking.
He thought he was going to be a king, but he got a ticket for jaywalking and lost his crown.
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You lie and make it look good, then you tell them you were lying the whole time.
He said he was rich, then he told them he was poor and got a ticket.
She said she was a doctor, then she told them she was a pizza cook.
He said he was a king, then he told them he was just a man with a crown.
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