A Steph

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A Steph is someone who thinks fart jokes are the worst thing since sliced bread and would rather be hit by a bus than laugh at them.
My friend is a Steph. I told her a fart joke. She stared at me like I was a monster.
At the party, Steph didn't laugh when Mark farts. He cried.
My Steph cousin called me a loser for not laughing at her brother's fart.
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A Steph is a Stephen who thinks Steve is for weaklings. Real Stephens are born to be awesome, not to be called Steve.
My uncle is a Steph. He said Steve is for people who don’t know how to be cool.
My friend’s brother is a Steph. He would never be called Steve.
My Steph cousin got mad when someone called him Steve.
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A Steph is a girl who thinks potty humor is for babies and would rather be spanked than laugh at it.
My Steph neighbor didn’t laugh at the potty joke. She said it was for babies.
At school, Steph said potty humor is for weak girls.
My Steph sister called me a baby for laughing at the potty joke.
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A Steph is a girl who is sweet, smart, hot, and will do anything to make her man happy, even if it means dying for him.
My Steph girlfriend would kill herself to make me happy.
She knows exactly what to say to make me laugh.
She’s my best friend, my lover, and my partner in crime.
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A Steph is the most beautiful girl in the world and will do anything for you, even if that means crying for you.
My Steph friend would cry for me if I needed it.
She’s so pretty, people stare at her.
She’s the best friend you can ever have.
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A Steph is a girl so beautiful, she makes you write poetry and forget your own name. She’s from Longford and will make you fall in love with her.
My Steph neighbor made me write a poem about her.
I forgot my name because of her beauty.
She’s from Longford and is the most beautiful girl I’ve ever seen.
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A Steph is the best girl in the world. She’s your best friend, your lover, and your partner in crime. If you date her, you’re the luckiest man alive.
My Steph girlfriend is my best friend and my lover.
She’s my partner in crime and my shoulder to cry on.
I would die for her and she would die for me.
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