A stengoat

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When a guy loses his shits and needs all the love so bad he leaves groups or picks one person to yell at until they scream. Usually happens to little men with no brains and a bad report card from school.
DM: 'You all suck. I'm leaving this group. I'm going to talk to Sarah about this.'
In a group chat: 'Why are you all ignoring me? I'm going to scream at John until he cries.'
Text: 'I'm leaving this group because you all hate me. I'm going to punch my mom for good measure.'
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A person who poops their pants and tries to steal the spotlight by making everyone else look stupid. Usually a short man with low IQ who comes from a place where they eat curry for breakfast.
Text: 'You're all losers. I'm the only one who's smart here.'
In a group chat: 'You don't even know what a stengoat is. I do.'
DM: 'I'm leaving this group because you're all dumb. I'm going to text my dad about this.'
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When someone has a total meltdown and needs everyone to notice them. They leave groups or pick on one person until they're the only one who matters. Usually happens to short guys with low IQ and a bad GPA.
Text: 'You all are stupid. I'm going to leave this group and tell my mom about this.'
In a group chat: 'Why are you all ignoring me? I'm going to scream at Mike until he cries.'
DM: 'You're all losers. I'm the best one here. I'm going to text my brother about this.'
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A person who loses their mind and wants all the love. They quit groups or pick on one person like a total idiot. Usually happens to little men with no brains and a bad report card from school.
Text: 'You're all stupid. I'm going to leave this group and tell my dad about this.'
In a group chat: 'You're all losers. I'm the only one who matters here.'
DM: 'I'm going to scream at you all until you cry. I'm the best one here.'
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When someone gets so angry they lose their shits and demand all the attention. They quit groups or pick on one person like a total idiot. Usually happens to little men with no brains and a bad GPA from a south asian school.
Text: 'You're all stupid. I'm going to leave this group and tell my mom about this.'
In a group chat: 'You're all losers. I'm the only one who matters here.'
DM: 'I'm going to scream at you all until you cry. I'm the best one here.'
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