A Stefan

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A self-absorbed white boy who thinks he's the best at everything, even though he can't spell and plays Xbox like it's a life-or-death situation. He'll lie about his dad running a cocaine empire and say he's related to some famous guy just to feel superior.
'I don't need to study, I'm a Stefan.'
'My dad owns Coca, not some dumb store.'
'You're not important, I'm a Stefan.'
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The perfect boyfriend who acts like a teddy bear, but only when he's not being asked about his dumb lies. He'll cuddle you, kiss you, and say you're the best, but he'll still brag about his fake family connections.
'I love you, Stefan.'
'He's the best, even if he lies.'
'He's my Stefan, and he's perfect.'
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He's got a 10-inch cock that's always ready to go, and he shoots cum like it's a war. He's like Kim Jong Un, but with more cum and less nuclear threats.
'He cummed like a missile launch.'
'His cock is 10 inches, no way.'
'He's like Kim Jong Un, but with cum.'
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The best grandads ever. They'll buy you ice cream, lollies, and tell you they love you. If your grandad is named Stefan, he's the best one ever.
'Grandad Stefan, I love you!'
'He buys me ice cream every day.'
'He's the best grandad, no doubt.'
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A god with a 30-inch cock who's worshipped by everyone. He's like a superhero, but with more cum and less capes.
'He's a god, with a 30-inch cock.'
'He's worshipped like a king.'
'He's the best, no capes needed.'
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A super cute guy who's smart, funny, and can rap and play basketball like it's nothing. He can make any girl his in under a minute and will beat you up if he feels like it.
'He's cute, smart, and can rap.'
'He beat me up and still asked me out.'
'He's the best, no doubt.'
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