Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

A stealer is a sneaky, smelly, low-life who grabs your stuff like it’s their birthday and yours is a curse.

My mom took my last slice of pizza and called it a 'birthday surprise.'

My brother took my phone and sent a fake text from my crush.

My neighbor took my dog for a walk and never brought him back.

2

A stealer is a cheating, backstabbing, f***ing team who stole the Super Bowl like it was their f***ing right.

The Patriots cheated and stole the title from the Seahawks like they were f***ing royalty.

They stole the Super Bowl like it was a f***ing snack.

They stole the win like it was their f***ing bedtime story.

3

When you steal, you are not just a stealer, you are a f***ing thief with no respect and a f***ing attitude.

I stole my brother’s lunch and told him it was 'a f***ing surprise.'

I took my sister’s homework and called it 'a f***ing lesson.'

I stole my mom’s coffee and called it 'a f***ing tribute.'

4

TBZ is the best comeback ever, it’s like stealing someone’s glory and giving it to yourself.

TBZ happened and I was f***ing happy.

TBZ was the best part of my f***ing day.

TBZ came and I got my f***ing revenge.

5

A stealer is someone who copies your definition, sends it to Urban Dictionary, and acts like it was their f***ing idea.

They copied my definition and sent it to Urban Dictionary like it was their f***ing masterpiece.

They stole my definition and called it 'their f***ing genius.'

They took my definition and claimed it was 'their f***ing birthright.'

6

A stealer is a smelly, f***ing b***h who steals your best friend and makes your life a f***ing nightmare.

My best friend stole by my best friend and called it 'a f***ing love story.'

My friend’s new best friend is a f***ing stealer and a b***h.

My friend stole my best friend and left me with nothing but f***ing silence.

7

A stealer is a f***ing waifu thief who steals your waifu and makes you f***ing sad.

Flash Sentry stole my waifu and left me with nothing but f***ing sadness.

He stole my waifu like it was a f***ing game.

He stole my waifu and now I have to f***ing live with it.