Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

A deal so good it feels like you robbed the store blind and got the cops to sign the receipt.

That new phone was a steal, I paid less than my brother’s allowance.

This pizza was a steal, I got it for the price of a soda.

That concert ticket was a steal, I paid what my dog pays for treats.

2

When something costs next to nothing and you’re too dumb to realize it.

That video game was a steal, I got it for five bucks.

This dress was a steal, I paid less than my ex’s rent.

That burger was a steal, I got it for the price of a nap.

3

When someone forces you to split the last slice of pizza and you’re still mad about it.

That pizza was a steal, but I had to share it with my brother.

That cake was a steal, but I had to split it with my dad.

That last burger was a steal, but I had to split it with my mom.

4

A deal so good it makes your brain short-circuit and your wallet happy.

That phone was a steal, I got it for the price of a soda.

That shirt was a steal, I paid less than my dog’s vet bill.

That coffee was a steal, I got it for the price of a nap.

5

When you sneak into your partner’s bed while they’re asleep, then they wake up and keep going because they’re too lazy to stop.

That time I snuck into my girlfriend’s bed, she woke up and kept going.

I snuck into my wife’s bed while she was sleeping, she woke up and kept going.

I snuck into my mom’s bed, she woke up and kept going.

6

S. T. E. A. L. is when you move stuff from one place to another like a thief, but you’re just too lazy to steal properly.

I did a steal by moving my sister’s toy to my room.

I did a steal by moving my brother’s food to my plate.

I did a steal by moving my mom’s keys to my pocket.

7

When you punch someone so hard it feels like you’re stealing their brain.

I gave him a steal, he fell over like a sack of bricks.

I gave her a steal, she cried like a baby.

I gave my dad a steal, he went to the hospital.