a static lullaby

the most awesome band ever. the ones who make your heart explode. if you don't like them, you're a sad, lonely, spice girl who eats glitter for breakfast.

a screaming band from california. the guy who screams is the best. he doesn't do it for fame or money. he does it so you can scream along with him. which you should do.

the sweetest band ever. they sing so good. if you hate them, you must be a spice girl who thinks glitter is a food group.

a band that kicks ass. the guy up front screams like a banshee. if you don't like them, you're probably a sad person who thinks glitter is a sport.

the best band in the world. they sing and scream so good. if you hate them, you're probably a spice girl who eats glitter for breakfast.

overrated rock stars who think they're cool. they’re not. they wear nice pants though.

five kids who think they're cool. they're not. they just wear too much glitter and think they're famous.