A stanky one

She showed up to the party wearing a shirt that said 'I survived a gym class' and it was true.

He texted her, 'You look like you’ve been eating pizza and crying.' She replied, 'That’s my vibe.'

She walked into the restaurant and the whole place got quiet. Then she farted.

At the club, she did a dance that made the DJ stop the music just to watch her.

She came to my house wearing nothing but a towel and a smirk.

She told me she was 'a walking party' and then she threw up in my car.

She yelled at the bar for giving her a sour drink and then kissed the bartender.

She showed up to my birthday with a cake and a attitude.

She screamed so loud during the movie that the guy next to her got a headache.