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A guy who’s got a real stinker down there.
My uncle is a stalzer. He smells like a dead rat in a trash can.
She said he was a stalzer. I laughed so hard I peed my pants.
He’s a stalzer and a half. I wouldn’t let my dog near him.
a stalzer
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A man who’s got a hole that’s never been cleaned.
My teacher called my dad a stalzer. He turned red and walked out.
He’s a stalzer and a disgrace. I wouldn’t marry him if he was the last man on Earth.
That guy is a stalzer. I could smell it from across the bus.
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A guy who’s got a butt that’s been used by a raccoon.
My brother is a stalzer. He eats cheese and smells like a sewer.
He said I was a stalzer. I called him a f***ing pig.
That man is a stalzer. I swear he’s got a whole ecosystem down there.
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A man who smells like a toilet that hasn’t been flushed in a year.
My neighbor is a stalzer. He walks past my house and I almost vomit.
He told me I was a stalzer. I told him I was a f***ing angel.
That guy is a stalzer. I think he’s got a dead frog in there.
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A guy who’s got a butt that’s been used by a thousand rats.
My dad is a stalzer. He eats donuts and smells like a dead mouse.
She said I was a stalzer. I said she was a f***ing beast.
He’s a stalzer and I swear he’s got a whole army down there.
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A man who’s got a hole that’s been used by a f***ing goat.
He’s a stalzer and I swear he smells like a goat that’s been dead for a week.
My friend is a stalzer. He walks in and I almost f***ing died.
That guy is a stalzer. I think he’s got a goat down there.