a stag-n-doe

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a party where every single person there is too busy flossing their teeth to remember they're still single.

I went to a stag-n-doe and the only thing I saw was a guy flossing in slow motion.

My cousin had a stag-n-doe and the only date was a goldfish.

At the stag-n-doe, I asked a girl if she was single and she said, 'I'm not single, I'm just waiting for my ex to die.'

a get-together where everyone is still single because they all think they're too cool for relationships.

My friend had a stag-n-doe and the only thing that happened was a pizza fight.

The stag-n-doe was so bad, even the pizza left.

At the stag-n-doe, I tried to flirt with a guy and he said, 'I'm not single, I'm just single-minded.'

a party where the only thing people are looking for is a free drink and not a date.

The stag-n-doe was just a bunch of people drinking and pretending they were cute.

I went to a stag-n-doe and the only thing I got was a free drink and a weird look.

At the stag-n-doe, I asked for a date and got a free drink instead.

a gathering of single people who are too lazy to find a date, so they just drink and laugh.

The stag-n-doe was just a bunch of people drinking and laughing like they were all drunk.

I went to a stag-n-doe and the only thing we did was drink and argue about who was the best dancer.

At the stag-n-doe, I tried to find a date and all I got was a free drink and a weird look.

a party full of people who are still single because they all think they’re too good for relationships.

The stag-n-doe was so bad, even my goldfish left.

I went to a stag-n-doe and the only thing that happened was a guy arguing with a plate.

At the stag-n-doe, I asked a girl if she was single, and she said, 'I'm not single, I'm just waiting for my ex to die.'

a get-together where all the guests are single and too busy arguing to find a date.

My friend had a stag-n-doe and the only thing that happened was a fight over who had the best pizza.

I went to a stag-n-doe and the only thing I got was a free drink and a weird look.

At the stag-n-doe, I tried to flirt with a guy and he said, 'I’m not single, I’m just single-minded.'