A stadium appetite

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When you eat like a pig at a stadium and end up with a belly full of garbage and a butt full of regret.

I ate three hotdogs and a giant soda and now I feel like I swallowed a brick.

After the game, I had to sit on the floor of the bathroom because my pants were too tight.

I drank so much cheap beer I had to hold my stomach to keep it from exploding.

You stuff your face with junk food at a stadium and then run to the nearest bathroom to scream into a toilet.

I ate so much I thought I was going to die in the middle of the field.

I tried to eat a hotdog the size of my forearm and now my face is red.

I drank a soda so fast my nose started to drip.

You pay for a fancy meal at the stadium, but it’s just a soggy hotdog and a cup of warm beer.

I paid ten bucks for a hotdog and it tasted like it had been sitting in a dumpster all day.

I got a soda that looked like it had been used to clean a pig.

The hotdog was so bad I thought it was trying to insult me.