a squirrel head

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A person who shoves their sack into someone else's face like they're trying to start a fight and also a food fight
My cousin is a squirrel head. He walked up to my dad and just shoved his sack in his face at lunch.
My crush called me a squirrel head because I took a bite of his sandwich and then his sack.
At the mall, this guy yelled 'squirrel head' at me because I laughed at his face when he tried to put his sack in my face.
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A bald guy who loves getting a nut from someone else like it's the best day of their life
My uncle is a squirrel head. He sits in the barber chair and yells 'give me a nut!' every time he gets a haircut.
My mom's friend is a squirrel head. She got a nut from my dad and now she's married to him.
My teacher called me a squirrel head because I gave her a nut during class and she loves it.
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Jackson Presley, the guy who made the whole world know what a squirrel head was
Jackson Presley is a squirrel head. He invented the whole thing and now everyone knows about it.
My brother says I'm like Jackson Presley because I make people laugh when I put my sack in their face.
Jackson Presley was a squirrel head. He was the first one and now he's famous.
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