Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

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A squid is a biker who can’t ride straight, can’t send messages, and crashes so much it’s a lifestyle.

My cousin is a squid. He crashed into a tree and still texted me while he was bleeding.

That squid tried to do a wheelie and face-planted a mailbox.

Squid’s bike is a disaster. It’s got more stickers than sense.

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A squid is a kid who thinks he’s tough, rides a shiny bike, and crashes every time he tries to look cool.

That squid did a stoppie and fell off his bike like a clumsy toddler.

He had chrome everywhere but couldn’t brake worth a damn.

Squid’s bike is so decorated it looks like a toaster went to war.

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A squid is a total idiot, loser, or nerd who thinks he’s the king of the road.

My neighbor is a squid. He wears a hat and thinks he’s a rockstar.

That squid tried to ride like a pro and fell off a curb.

Squid’s the kind of guy who thinks he’s funny when he’s just annoying.

4

To get squided is to get so drunk you don’t know if you’re on the floor or the moon.

He got squided and tried to dance with a pigeon.

My friend got squided and talked to the wall like it was his ex.

That squid drank breastmilk and lager and passed out in a parking lot.

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A squid is a rare biker who thinks he’s a rockstar and crashes so hard he turns into a meatball.

That squid rode like a maniac and ended up in a ditch.

He wore sandals and tried to do a wheelie. Didn’t work.

Squid’s bike looked like it had been hit by a train.

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To ride like a squid is to ride like an idiot with no gear and no plan.

He rode like a squid and crashed into a bus.

That squid didn’t wear a helmet and got knocked out cold.

Squid’s bike looked like it had been through a war.

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A squid is a biker who thinks he’s tough but crashes like a baby.

That squid crashed into a car and still tried to text me.

He rode like a squid and ended up in the hospital.

Squid’s bike is so broken it looks like it was hit by a dragon.