a sports nut

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A sports nut is someone who would rather get stabbed than miss a game. They live and breathe sports, and if you interrupt them, they’ll scream at you like you’re the enemy.

I’d rather die than watch the playoffs on my phone. I’m watching it on the big screen, thank you very much.

I woke up at 3 AM to watch the game. You? You were still asleep. Loser.

I don’t need sleep. I need highlights. You’re just a distraction.

by Slangipedia 5d ago

A sports nut is a human who talks about sports like it’s the only thing that matters. They know every player’s name, every stat, and they’ll tell you if you’re not paying attention.

You said ‘hello’? I said ‘hello’ back. Then I asked you if you knew who scored the last goal.

I can’t even eat a sandwich without you telling me who’s better at football.

You don’t know who the best player is? You’re a disgrace.

by Slangipedia 5d ago

A sports nut is a person who would fight you for the remote. They don’t just watch sports, they live it, breathe it, and probably dream in sports highlights.

I fought my brother for the remote. He had to take a hit for it. I won.

I dream about basketball. You? You probably dream about sleeping.

If I had a dollar for every time I fought someone for the remote, I’d be rich.

by Slangipedia 5d ago