Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

A million bucks from drug cash, but you only got half because your buddy took the other half and ran.

My dude got a split and kept all the cash. I got the blame.

I saw my brother's split and I knew I was gonna get shafted.

Split? That's just a fancy word for getting ripped off by your homie.

2

When someone acts like they're either perfect or total trash, no middle ground, just pure madness.

My ex said I was either a god or a monster. That's splitting, pure and simple.

He thinks I'm either a rockstar or a complete failure. That's splitting.

She says I'm either the best or the worst. That's splitting, and it's annoying.

3

When you run away, leave someone hanging, or cut them off like a bad haircut.

He left me hanging at the party. That's a split.

She cut me off in the middle of the conversation. Split much?

I ran out of the room. That's a split.

4

A pretty city in Croatia, but it's not as cool as you think. Just a bunch of tourists and bad coffee.

Split is just a pretty place with bad coffee.

I went to Split and all I saw was tourists.

Split is a city, but it's not worth the trouble.

5

So ugly it hurts. Like a bad tattoo on a bad day.

That guy is a split. I saw him and I wanted to cry.

She walked in and I knew she was a split.

That split is so ugly, it's like a bad haircut and a bad day.

6

Chips and peas from a British fish and chip shop. It's the worst thing you'll ever eat.

Split is just chips and peas. Why would you eat that?

I got split and I'm still mad about it.

Split is the worst. I don't even like peas.

7

When a guy says 'sex' like it's the only thing that matters in the world.

He said 'split' and I knew it was just sex.

Split? That's just a guy trying to get laid.

He called it a split, but it was just a quickie.