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A hand job done while the guy is still fully dressed, like he’s too lazy to take his pants off.

Bro, you just gave me a special. I didn’t even take my shoes off.

My cousin got a special from the principal. He was still wearing his shirt.

That special was so bad, I felt like I was still in my pajamas.

A special that is on a special, like a special of specials. It’s like the special of the special, but it's still just a special.

This special is like a special of a special. It’s a specialception.

I had a special on a special. It was like having a sandwich inside another sandwich.

That special was so special, it got a special.

The Specials were a band that made music so bad, it was like listening to a toaster sing in the shower.

The Specials were the worst. Their music was like a goat yelling in a blender.

I used to listen to The Specials. Now I just listen to silence.

The Specials broke up because they couldn’t handle the bad music anymore.

A word that teachers use to make kids think they’re special, but they’re just confused and feel like they’re not special at all.

The teacher said we’re all special. I’m not special. I’m just a kid with a bad attitude.

I heard that everyone is special. I’m not special. I’m just average.

My friend said he’s special. I said he’s just weird.

A good special is like being awesome. A bad special is like being a mess who can’t even tie their shoes.

My brother is a good special. He’s like a superhero.

My cousin is a bad special. He can’t even tie his shoes.

I’m a good special. You’re a bad special. You’re like a mess.

You. You are a special. You’re the person who thinks they know everything, but they really don’t.

You think you’re a special. You’re not. You’re just a kid with a big mouth.

You are a special. You’re the one who spilled the milk.

You’re a special. You’re the one who got detention.

Kids who ride the short bus and think eating pudding with a rubber spoon is a sport. They’re like warriors who fight with spoons.

My friend is a special. He fights with spoons.

The special kids eat pudding with spoons. It’s like a war.

The special kids are like warriors. They fight with spoons and pudding.