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The messy, annoying habit of following someone around like a lost puppy, watching them like a hawk, and making their life miserable because you think you're the only one who matters. You're probably a smug, loudmouth who thinks everyone should worship you.

I've been spanning my crush for a month. I follow her to lunch, I whisper her name in the hallway, and I text her 17 times a day. She thinks I'm a creep.

My friend spans his ex every time he sees her. He texts her, calls her, and even follows her to the grocery store. She’s getting annoyed.

Spanning my teacher is my life goal. I sit in the front row, I answer every question, and I try to impress her with my smartness. She still doesn't like me.

by Slangipedia 5d ago

A bad word for someone who's brain-dead, clueless, or just plain dumb. It's also a racist way to call someone stupid, like they’re not even worth your time.

My friend is so span. He thinks the sky is green and that math is just a joke.

My mom calls my brother a span because he can't do anything right.

My teacher called the whole class span because they all failed the test.

by Slangipedia 5d ago

A cool Norwegian band that rocks harder than your dad’s loud truck. They make awesome songs like 'Papa,' 'Don’t Think The Way They Do,' and 'Baby’s Come Back.' They sing so good live that people cry and dance at the same time.

I saw a span concert and I cried so hard I had to take a nap after.

My brother’s a huge span fan. He even learned how to play the guitar just to sound like them.

I told my friend he should listen to span. He listened and became a fan.

by Slangipedia 5d ago

A word that means ‘a lot’ or ‘really.’ It’s like saying ‘super duper’ but without the drama.

I ate a span amount of pizza. I’m still full.

My dog is a span good dog. He even brought me my slippers.

My teacher gave me a span amount of homework. I’m going to die.

by Slangipedia 5d ago

A guy who’s got no brains and thinks he’s the king of the world. He probably smells like old socks and doesn’t know how to tie his shoes.

My neighbor is a span-head. He thinks he's the best at everything. He’s wrong.

My friend's brother is a span-head. He can’t even do basic math.

I’m not a span-head. I don’t think I’m the best at everything. I just think I’m really good at it.

by Slangipedia 5d ago

A super cool superhero who can swing around like a maniac and save the day. He’s got a spider on his face and a cool suit. He’s also kind of a drama queen.

I want to be spider-man when I grow up. I think I can swing around like him.

My friend drew spider-man on the board. He even used the spider on his face.

I think spider-man is the best superhero. He’s got cool powers and a cool suit.

by Slangipedia 5d ago

When someone gives you extra love just because they like you. It’s like getting VIP treatment at a concert or getting the best seat in the house.

My friend is a special fan of Taylor Swift. She even got a front-row seat at her concert.

My crush is a special fan of me. He even gave me a free pizza.

I’m a special fan of my favorite band. I got to meet them and they even signed my shirt.

by Slangipedia 5d ago