A spade is a spade

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A spade is a spade means the name of a stoner who got killed in the 60s. His nickname was "Super Spade" and he was a total mess. People who knew him still talk about how he got his head blown off.
My uncle was there when Super Spade got killed. He said it was like watching a pizza get hit by a truck.
I read about Super Spade in a book. It said he was a legend and a complete disaster.
My mom said she knew Super Spade. He used to smoke weed and talk nonsense.
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A spade is a spade means you tell the truth even when everyone else is too scared. You’re like a truth-teller in a room full of liars.
My teacher called me a spade because I told the principal the truth about the prank.
My friend called me a spade because I told her mom about her sneaking snacks.
I called my dad a spade because he told my mom about my report card.
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A spade is a spade means but... and that’s usually when things go from bad to worse. It’s like when you say "but..." and you know it’s going to be a disaster.
My mom said, "I’m tired, but..." and then she yelled at me for eating the last slice of pizza.
My friend said, "I’m happy, but..." and then she told me she failed math.
I said, "I’m ready, but..." and then I got stuck in the elevator.
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