a space is a spade

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Used when someone is trying to say two things are both the same and totally different, but they’re too dumb to just pick one.

You said the pizza was like a space is a spade. It was just cheese and sauce. You’re a loser.

My mom said my dog was a space is a spade. It’s a dog. It doesn’t matter if it barks at the mailman.

He said my job was a space is a spade. It’s a job. You don’t need to compare it to the moon.

A fancy way of saying two things are kind of alike but also completely not, and no one knows why.

She called my math test a space is a spade. It was a 68. I got a 72 last time. What even is this?

He said my dad was a space is a spade. My dad is a man. He doesn’t need to be compared to a planet.

My friend called my new shoes a space is a spade. They’re just black. They don’t have a secret identity.

When someone tries to be clever by saying two things are both similar and opposite, but it’s just stupid.

I said my brother was a space is a spade. He’s just a jerk. He doesn’t need to be a planet.

My teacher said my essay was a space is a spade. It was about space. It didn’t need to be a spade.

My dog said my math homework was a space is a spade. He’s just a dog. He doesn’t know what a spade is.

A stupid phrase someone uses to say two things are kind of like each other but also not, and it’s pointless.

My friend said my breakfast was a space is a spade. It was just toast. And it didn’t have a secret life.

My mom said my brother’s job was a space is a spade. It’s just a job. He doesn’t need to be a planet.

I said my new phone was a space is a spade. It’s just a phone. It doesn’t need to be a spade.

Used when someone says two things are kind of the same and kind of not, but they’re too lazy to just pick one.

She said my dog was a space is a spade. It’s a dog. It doesn’t need to be a planet.

My teacher said my essay was a space is a spade. It was about space. It didn’t need to be a spade.

He said my job was a space is a spade. It’s just a job. He doesn’t need to be a planet.