a sorry i’ve changed

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A sorry I’ve changed is a guy who texts every girl he’s ever dated and asks for nudes at 11 PM, then screams into his pillow when they say no.
Hey babe, I can’t sleep without your nudes. Send them now or I’ll cry.
I’ve changed, I swear. Just send me a pic.
If I don’t get nudes, I’m gonna fail my math test.
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A sorry I’ve changed is a guy who texts girls 10 times a day just to get a pic, and when they say no, he yells at them like they owe him money.
I’ll text you 100 times if you don’t send me a selfie.
You owe me nudes. I’ve changed, I swear.
If you don’t send me a pic, I’ll fail my life.
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A sorry I’ve changed is a guy who asks every girl he knows for nudes, and when they say no, he yells, cries, and then texts them again.
I need nudes or I’ll die. Send them now.
You said no? I’m gonna cry in the shower.
I’ve changed. I’ll text you 100 times.
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