Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

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A SOGA is a guy who thinks screaming fan girls are annoying and would rather blast heavy metal until your brain explodes. He’s weird, but all the girls still want him.

'I don’t need a groupie, I need a good riff.'

'Why would I go to a concert if I can just listen to it in my room?'

'I’m not weird, I’m just a SOGA.'

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A SOGA is like a wigger but cooler. He actually has street cred and doesn’t think he’s black just because he likes cornbread.

'I don’t need a fake accent, I got real street cred.'

'Wiggers are just fake SOGAs.'

'I eat cornbread and I’m still a SOGA.'

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A SOGA is a guy who loves being chased by guys in white suits and big nets, but also loves tight jeans and not looking awkward.

'I don’t need a date, I need a net.'

'I can wear tight jeans and not look like a clown.'

'I’d rather be chased than be awkward.'

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A SOGA is a guy who’s straight, hates screaming fan girls, and would rather scream at loud metal until your ears bleed.

'I don’t need a girlfriend, I need a good metal song.'

'Screaming girls are annoying, but metal is my therapy.'

'I’m not weird, I’m just a SOGA.'

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A SOGA is a guy who does all the hard work and gets no credit, but still gets respected because he’s a total legend.

'I do all the work and get nothing but respect.'

'I carry the team and nobody knows it.'

'I’m a SOGA, and I don’t even know it.'

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A SOGA is someone who takes pride in doing stupid, hard work until your brain is about to explode.

'I work so hard my brain is about to pop.'

'I do all the stupid work and nobody knows it.'

'I take pride in being a total workhorse.'

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A SOGA is the guy who pays for everything, doesn’t care about anything, and everyone respects him like he’s a king.

'I pay for everything and I don’t care.'

'I’m rich, I’m cool, I’m a SOGA.'

'I don’t need respect, I already got it.'

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