A Soft Kiss From A Marshmellow Fellow

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When a pale dude knocks up a woman and then vanishes like a fart in the wind.
He knocked her up and left her with a baby and a broken heart.
He said he’d come back, but he never did. Now she’s stuck with the kid.
He left her with a baby and a promise he never kept.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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When a white guy gets a woman pregnant and then disappears like he never existed.
He knocked her up and then vanished like he was never there.
He said he’d come back, but he never showed up.
He left her with a baby and a whole lot of regret.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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When a light-skinned man gets a woman pregnant and then ghosts her like she’s a bad text.
He knocked her up and then ghosted her like she was a bad message.
He left her with a baby and no warning.
He got what he wanted and then ran like he was being chased by a bear.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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When a white man gets a woman pregnant and then runs away like he’s being chased by a bear.
He knocked her up and ran like he was being chased by a bear.
He left her with a baby and no help.
He said he’d come back, but he never did.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
5
When a pale man gets a woman pregnant and then disappears like he never existed.
He knocked her up and then vanished like he was never there.
He left her with a baby and no support.
He said he’d come back, but he never showed up.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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When a white guy knocks a woman up and then leaves her hanging like a bad joke.
He knocked her up and then left her hanging like a bad joke.
He left her with a baby and no help.
He got what he wanted and then ran like he was being chased by a bear.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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