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A sickness you get when you miss the smell of grass and your old cleats. It makes you want to run, kick, and cry all at once.

I got the soccer bug after sitting in a boring class for a month.

My cousin started talking about the game like it was a religion.

I dream about the pitch every night now.

The only sport that doesn't need a helmet, pads, or a bunch of stupid rules.

Soccer is the best. Football is just men pretending to be animals.

I’d rather play soccer than watch 500 cars go in circles.

Soccer is for real athletes. Football is for people who like fake injuries.

A British joke that turned into a worldwide obsession. Americans call it 'soccer' like it's a silly nickname.

Why do Americans call it soccer? It’s like they’re mocking the rest of the world.

Soccer is the sport of the world. America just made it sound like a joke.

It’s called 'soccer' in America. In the rest of the world, it’s just football.

The sport that makes American football players look like babies. Try scoring a goal with 5 guys in your face.

Try scoring a goal when five guys are trying to tackle you.

Dribble three players? What’s that? A baby sport?

If you can kick a ball in the air for ten minutes, you’re a god.

The sport Americans hate the most. It’s not 'gay,' it’s just good.

Soccer is the best. American football players are just sore losers.

Why do Americans hate soccer? It’s because they’re not good at it.

Soccer players are cool. Football players are just sore.

A sport that makes American kids feel like they're watching a bunch of sissies play. It’s not like they’re running around with pads.

Football players wear pads like they’re in a wrestling match.

Soccer players don’t wear pads. They just kick balls and cry.

Watching grown men fake injuries is like watching a wrestling match.

The only sport that actually needs effort. Football players rest. Baseball players stand around. Nascar is just a guy driving a car in a circle.

Football players rest after every play. Soccer players run all game.

Baseball is just a bunch of people standing around.

Nascar is for people who like circles and cars.