A SnowKid

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To punch someone in the face with a frozen sneaker filled with gross sloppy joe meat and syrup that smells like a dead fish.

My cousin tried to be cool and made a snowman with sloppy joe meat. Now he's crying in the snow.

That guy thought he was being funny with the fishy crackers. Now he's getting a face full of frozen shoe.

I saw my brother try to beat up my sister with a shoe that had maple syrup and fish guts. It was glorious.

A tiny snowman that looks like it was made by a toddler who also hates you.

My snowman looks like a baby threw snow at me. It's cute, but it's also a nightmare.

That snowman is the smallest I've ever seen. It's like a snowman for ants.

My little brother made a snowman with one pebble and a stick. It's barely a snowman.

A little snowman or a kid who can't get enough of the snow, even when there's barely any to play with.

My neighbor is a SnowKid. He built a snowman with three pebbles and a stick. I'm impressed.

That kid is a SnowKid. He's been playing in the snow for three hours and there's like two inches of it.

My friend is a SnowKid. He's making a snowman with a pile of dirt and a sock. It's a miracle.