a snowballing Tim

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A man who shoves his own cum in his face like it’s a free buffet.

He stood in front of the mirror screaming, 'This is the best sperm swap I’ve ever had!'

He was so into it, he forgot to eat dinner and just stared at his reflection.

He texted his friend, 'I’m not even gonna wash my face, I’m too proud.'

A man who jacks off in front of a mirror and calls it a 'sperm party.'

He posted a selfie with a caption, 'Sperm party tonight, bring your cum and your shame.'

He told his mom he was 'doing mirror stuff' instead of going to church.

He got a mirror tattoo on his forehead so he could jack off 24/7.

A man who uses his own cum like it’s glitter and throws it at his face.

He threw cum at his face like it was confetti at a wedding.

He told his boss he was 'sprinkling his own cum like it was magic.'

He got a mirror for his birthday and said, 'Now I can glitter myself every day.'