A Snape

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Cheating on someone but pretending you didn't mean it and still being a total loser about it.

I snaped on my girlfriend while she was in the hospital, and I didn't even feel guilty.

He snaped on his best friend and then acted like it was the worst thing ever.

I snaped on my mom and then cried about it for a week.

A guy at a magic school who was half bad, half good, and somehow managed to look sexy while doing it.

Snape was like a bad boy version of a teacher, but with more magic and fewer rules.

Snape looked like he could take on a whole army and still have time for a nap.

Snape was the guy who made the bad guys look good and the good guys look tired.

Gross, sticky, purple weed that feels like it's stuck to your face and smells like old socks and candy.

That snape was so sticky, I had to take a shower just to get it off my hands.

I ate a whole snape bar and now my tongue tastes like a sock.

Snape was so gooey, it looked like it had a life of its own.

A total nerd who wore glasses, had a bad temper, and somehow ended up saving the world without anyone noticing.

Snape was the guy who hated everyone but still saved Harry's life like it was nothing.

Snape was a total nerd who had a secret life as a spy and somehow looked good doing it.

Snape was the only person who could make a potion that looked like it was going to explode.

Whatever you say it is. It’s like magic, but for people who hate each other and still find it sexy.

Snape was like a magical curse that turned people into total losers and still made them look good.

Snape was the thing that turned enemies into lovers and teachers into total nerds.

Snape was like a dream that came true, even if it was a total nightmare.

The man who looked like a total loser but was actually the bravest person in the whole school.

Snape was the guy who looked like he had no friends but still saved the world.

Snape was like a total nerd who had the heart of a warrior.

Snape was the guy who hated everyone but still took on the biggest bad guy in the world.