a snake bit my asshole

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When you sit down to poop and it feels like a cactus exploded in your butt and a snake was riding it

I tried to go number two and it felt like my toilet was on fire and a snake was doing push-ups in my colon

My butt was screaming and my brain was confused

I thought I had a date with a cactus, but it turned out to be a snake and my butt

When your poop feels like it was shot out of a cannon by a mad snake in your butt

I went to the bathroom and my butt got a bullet from a snake

Poop time turned into a war zone inside my body

I didn’t poop, I got attacked by a snake in my butt

When your butt feels like it's on fire and a snake is having a BBQ inside it

My butt was roasting and the snake was grilling my colon

I didn’t poop, I had a BBQ in my butt

I sat down to poop and it felt like my butt was in a fiery snake pit