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To do a smooth is when a guy who looks like he’s been hit by a truck still gets a hot girl to marry him. He’s like a used car salesman with a PhD in lying.
My uncle dated my aunt’s best friend’s sister. He looked like a raccoon who lost a bet. Smooth.
My dad married my mom when he had a beard like a dog and a face like a brick. Smooth.
My cousin’s boss is 60, bald, and still dates girls half his age. Smooth.
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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To say ‘stay smooth’ is like telling someone to keep their head up and not act like a fool. It’s also like telling your friend to stop crying and just be a man.
My cousin’s girlfriend left him. I told him, ‘Stay smooth, man. Don’t be a crybaby.’
My brother got fired. I said, ‘Stay smooth, you’ll find a better job.’
My friend lost his phone. I told him, ‘Stay smooth, you’ll find it.’
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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When you finish a task so easy, you might as well be a robot. People think you’re magic. You’re not. You’re just smooth.
My mom cleaned the entire house in 10 minutes. She looked like a robot. Smooth.
My brother finished his math test in 5 minutes. He looked like he cheated. Smooth.
My friend made a cake in 2 minutes. He looked like a wizard. Smooth.
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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A smooth person moves like a snake, has no hair, and never loses their cool. They think they’re the best. And they’re right.
My uncle walks like a snake. He has no hair. He’s smooth. He thinks he’s the best.
My cousin never loses her cool. She’s smooth. She thinks she’s the best.
My brother has no hair. He moves like a snake. He’s smooth. He thinks he’s the best.
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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Smooth is when you think you’re better than everyone else. You act like it. And nobody even notices you’re a conceited jackass.
My dad thinks he’s better than everyone. He acts like he’s smooth. No one notices he’s a conceited jackass.
My cousin thinks she’s better than everyone. She acts like she’s smooth. No one notices she’s a conceited jackass.
My brother thinks he’s better than everyone. He acts like he’s smooth. No one notices he’s a conceited jackass.
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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When someone does something awesome and it looks easy, that’s smooth. When someone messes it up, but still acts like they’re smooth, that’s just being a fool.
My friend did a perfect dance. He looked like he was born to do it. Smooth.
My cousin messed up her test, but still acted like she aced it. Smooth? More like a fool.
My brother did a perfect basketball shot. He looked like he was born to do it. Smooth.
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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To be smooth is to be so cool, you set the trends. You do what you want, and people follow you. If you’re not cool, you’re just a follower.
My cousin sets the trends. He’s smooth. He does what he wants. People follow him.
My brother is cool. He sets the trends. People follow him. He’s smooth.
My friend does what he wants. He sets the trends. People follow him. He’s smooth.
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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