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A person who thinks they’re smart because they wear glasses, even though they’re just average and probably still don’t know what a comma is.
My cousin wears glasses and claims he’s smart, but he still can’t spell 'because.'
That kid wears glasses and says he’s smart, but he still doesn’t know what a verb is.
My neighbor wears glasses and thinks he’s smart, but he still doesn’t know what a noun is.
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Someone who’s actually smart, not just pretending to be because they wear glasses.
My teacher is smart. She doesn’t need glasses and still knows what a comma is.
My brother is smart. He doesn’t wear glasses and can spell 'because.'
My friend is smart. She doesn’t wear glasses and knows what a verb is.
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A person who knows stuff, has a brain, and doesn’t act like an idiot.
My mom is smart. She knows what a comma is and doesn’t act like an idiot.
My dad is smart. He knows what a verb is and doesn’t act like an idiot.
My friend’s mom is smart. She knows what a noun is and doesn’t act like an idiot.
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You’re smart enough to do the job, even if you’re not the smartest in the room.
I’m smart enough to pass math class, even though I’m not the smartest in the room.
He’s smart enough to finish his homework, even though he’s not the smartest in the room.
She’s smart enough to pass science, even though she’s not the smartest in the room.
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1. You know how to spell. 2. You know what’s good for you, even if you don’t do it. 3. You know what to do. 4. You see both sides. 5. You admit your mistakes. 6. You don’t overdo it. 7. You don’t need someone telling you everything. 8. You ask questions. 9. You understand. 10. You’re weird. 11. You think for yourself. 12. You’re not a Poodle. 13. You don’t suck up. 14. You have a good sense of humor. 15. You don’t pretend to be someone else. 16. You let the idiots embarrass themselves. 17. You question everything.
I know how to spell and I don’t need someone telling me everything.
I know what’s good for me, even if I don’t do it.
I know what to do and I question everything.
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You’re smarter than most people, even if you’re not the smartest.
I’m smarter than most people in my class, even if I’m not the smartest.
He’s smarter than most people in his class, even if he’s not the smartest.
She’s smarter than most people in her class, even if she’s not the smartest.
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The exact opposite of a clueless, dumb, idiot president.
George W. Bush was a clueless, dumb, idiot president. A smart person is the opposite.
The opposite of George W. Bush is a smart person.
If George W. Bush was the dumbest, then a smart person is the smartest.
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