a small corn farmer

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a small corn farmer is a guy who gets stuck in the dirt and can't get out
My uncle is a corn farmer. He’s been stuck in the dirt since 2003.
The corn farmer tried to escape, but the corn was too tall and he got stuck.
That corn farmer is still in the field. He’s been there since breakfast.
by Slangipedia 5d ago
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a small corn farmer is a man who grows corn and also hates his life
That corn farmer grows corn and screams into the sky every morning.
He’s a corn farmer. You know he hates his life because he yells at the corn.
He’s been a corn farmer for 20 years and still hates it.
by Slangipedia 5d ago
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a small corn farmer is someone who eats corn for breakfast and doesn't know why
He eats corn for breakfast and still doesn’t know why he’s a farmer.
The corn farmer eats corn like it’s a religion.
He’s a corn farmer and he eats corn for breakfast. That’s how it started.
by Slangipedia 5d ago
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