Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

A tiny amount of something, like the last crumb of pizza you get after your brother eats the whole thing.

I got a smackling of pizza. My brother ate the rest.

She only got a smackling of attention during the presentation.

He had a smackling of money. Not even enough to buy a snack.

2

The noise a flaccid pecker makes when it whaps against your face like it's trying to commit suicide.

He gave me a smackling. I was so confused.

That smackling was so loud, I got a nosebleed.

I heard the smackling from the next room. It was brutal.

3

When something looks so good you can’t help but whack it, like it’s begging for a beatdown.

That burger looked so smackable, I hit it with a fork.

The cake was so smackable, I threw my hands at it.

That chicken was so smackable, I just slapped it.

4

A guy who only has one nut, and he’s still trying to pass his stats class.

That guy is a smackling. He’s got one nut and a C-.

He’s a smackling. He lost his nut in a floor hockey match.

He’s a smackling. He’s trying to graduate with only one nut.

5

When you hit someone with your face and your body at the same time, like you’re a meatball and you’re smacking them.

He did a smackling on me. I fell over.

She did a smackling. I got a faceplant.

He did a smackling. I got a belly-flop and a face-slap.

6

When you punch your one nut against the wall like it owes you money.

He did a smackling. His nut was screaming.

She did a smackling. Her nut was bruised.

He did a smackling. His nut was probably dead.

7

A guy who only has one nut, and he’s the reason you failed your math test.

That guy is a smackling. He has one nut and a D.

He’s a smackling. He’s got one nut and a bad GPA.

He’s a smackling. He’s got one nut and a whole lot of problems.