Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

When you're so lazy you'd rather watch paint dry than do the thing.

I'm a slow today. I'd rather die than do my homework.

Slow is my new full-time job.

I'm so slow I got stuck in the slow lane of my brain.

2

A person so brain-dead they think the moon is made of cheese and it took them 10 years to learn it.

My cousin is a slow. He still thinks the internet is a thing you can touch.

That slow took me 5 minutes to explain that 2 + 2 is 4.

She's a slow. She doesn't know what a phone is.

3

When a group of people sit around doing nothing because they’re all too scared to say no and then they all explode when they finally do say no.

The meeting was a slow. No one said no until the end, and then everyone lost their minds.

That project was a slow. We all waited for 3 years just to get rejected.

The slow was worse than the rejection.

4

This website is a slow because it takes forever to update and you’re left waiting like a sad, hungry dog.

This website is a slow. I’ve been waiting for a new definition since the last century.

This site is a slow. I had to take a nap just to see what was added.

This website is a slow. It’s slower than my grandma’s internet.

5

A person who takes forever to get it and is so slow they could be used as a clock.

That kid is a slow. He took 10 minutes to figure out how to tie his shoes.

My friend is a slow. She still thinks the alphabet is just A.

He’s a slow. He didn’t get the joke until the movie was over.

6

The slow is when your brain turns into a puddle and you can't even think straight unless you drink coffee or eat a donut.

I hit the slow at 2 PM. I drank three coffees and still couldn't think.

That slow was brutal. I had to eat a donut and take a nap just to survive.

I got the slow at work. I was so tired I fell asleep on my keyboard.

7

A slow is a blowjob so long it makes you forget your own name and you're left thinking, 'Was that real life or was I dreaming?'

That slow was so good, I forgot my own name.

I had a slow so long, I think I’m still in it.

That slow was like being in a time warp. I came out 10 years later.