a sloppy miguel

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You drag a drunk Miguel from a bar and stuff him in a car. You drop roofies in his drink, then make him eat spaghetti like it's his last meal while you grind on his weak dick and laugh at him.
I had to drag Miguel from the bar and feed him spaghetti while he was knocked out.
Miguel was so drunk he couldn't even stand up, so I just shoved spaghetti in his mouth.
I made Miguel eat spaghetti like it was a punishment from God.
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You take a cab ride with a wasted Miguel and promise the driver a blowjob if he doesn’t kill you on the way home.
Miguel was so wasted he passed out in the back of the cab.
I had to promise the cabbie a blowjob just to make it home.
Miguel was so drunk the cabbie almost ran over a cop.
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