A sloath

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#lazy monster #kill you for no reason #snooze for days

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A sloath is the worst kind of lazy monster. They don’t just sleep, they snooze for days. And when they wake up, they hunt you down like you owe them money. They’re fast, mean, and they’ll kill you for no reason.

My neighbor said a sloath came through his window and ate his dog for snoring.

I saw a sloath in the mall and it ran me over just for looking at it.

My sister’s pet sloath killed her goldfish for not cleaning its bowl.

by Slangipedia 16d ago

A sloath is like a ghost, but lazier. They don’t leave clues. They just show up, and you’re gone. No mess. No noise. Just a dead body and a lot of regrets.

My friend disappeared after he told a sloath he was going to be late.

My mom’s sloath came in through the fridge and took her out for not having snacks.

My brother got eaten by a sloath for not doing his chores.

by Slangipedia 16d ago

A sloath is when you take a lazy promise and it turns into a curse. You swear you’ll be lazy forever, and then you get haunted by it.

I promised a sloath I’d never wake up again. Now I’m dead and I still dream about sleeping.

My friend made a sloath oath and now he’s stuck in a never-ending nap.

I took a sloath oath and now my dog sleeps in my bed and I don’t get to sleep.

by Slangipedia 16d ago