A slither of cake for jake

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Jake gets a tiny piece of cake that makes him look like a sad, greedy baby

Jake got a slither of cake for his birthday and screamed like he was being murdered

His cake was so small, it looked like it was hiding from the police

Jake cried when he saw the slither of cake and it was just a lie

Jake gets a piece of cake so small, it’s basically a lie

Jake’s cake was so small, it didn’t even count as cake

He looked at the slither of cake and said, 'This is not a birthday'

He took one bite and yelled, 'I want the whole cake, now!'

Jake gets a piece of cake that’s so small, it might as well be a punishment

Jake got a slither of cake and said, 'This is like getting detention for being born'

He took a bite and said, 'This cake is smaller than my hopes'

He looked at the cake and said, 'I’d rather eat dirt'