a slippy

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A person who’s not hot enough to get you laid, but after a few drinks, you might end up fumbling around in the back of a gas station.
My cousin’s ex is a slippy. He’s okay, but after a few beers, he’ll take you to the parking lot and try to kiss you on a car hood.
My neighbor’s a slippy. He looks like a sad pizza, but he’ll get you drunk and try to get you to take off your shirt.
I dated a slippy once. He was cute, but after a few drinks, he tried to kiss me in the middle of the grocery store.
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A term Manson used for himself and his cult. They don’t want peace. They want acid, sex, and to steal your stuff or kill you.
Manson was a slippy. He thought he was God and killed people for fun.
The slippy cult took over a house and made people eat a lot of acid.
A slippy group ran away from society and tried to kill people in the 60s.
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When you blow your load in a public place. Named after a toad in a video game who was bad at everything.
My dad had a slippy in the grocery store. People looked at him like he was a monster.
I had a slippy in the back of a bus. The bus driver didn’t care.
My brother had a slippy in the mall. He had to run out of the store.
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What Bear Grylls says when he’s trying to survive in the wild and everything is slimy.
Bear Grylls called a snake a slippy. He was scared and it was gross.
He said a fish was a slippy and tried to eat it.
Bear Grylls said the mud was a slippy and ended up covered in it.
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A word used in Pittsburgh that means slippery. It’s like the local version of ‘slippery.’
Pittsburghers say the road is a slippy and it’s hard to drive.
My uncle from Pittsburgh says the floor is a slippy when it’s wet.
A Pittsburgh kid called the soap a slippy and it made the shower messy.
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When a woman is wet and ready for sex. It’s like a boner, but for ladies. You might get a slippy if you flirt with her.
My sister had a slippy and she tried to get my brother to kiss her.
I saw my mom’s friend have a slippy and she was ready for some fun.
My girlfriend had a slippy and I knew it was time for sex.
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A frog in a video game who can’t do anything right. He needs help with everything, even from tiny drones.
Slippy the Toad couldn’t beat a drone and asked for help from a dog.
He tried to escape Andrew and just fell over.
He got stuck in a cave and asked for help from a weird dog.
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