A Slice of Sexy Cake

My neighbor is a slice of sexy cake, she walks in and the whole block stops breathing.

That guy in my math class is a slice of sexy cake. I failed the test just to look at him.

My mom says my brother is a slice of sexy cake. I don’t believe her, he’s just a meathead.

My teacher is a slice of sexy cake. I got a detention just to flirt with her.

My crush is a slice of sexy cake. I told him I liked him. He said, ‘I know.’

My dad is a slice of sexy cake. He got married to my mom and I still don’t get it.

That girl at the mall is a slice of sexy cake. I asked her for help finding a shirt. She gave me a smile and I forgot my pants.

My cousin is a slice of sexy cake. He walked into the room and my dog started dancing.

My neighbor’s kid is a slice of sexy cake. I told him I liked him. He said, ‘Cool. I like you too. Can I have your lunch?’

My boss is a slice of sexy cake. I got a raise just to look at her all day.

My crush is a slice of sexy cake. I asked him out. He said, ‘I was going to ask you anyway.’

My brother’s friend is a slice of sexy cake. I told him he was cute. He said, ‘Thanks. I’m going to be rich one day.’

My friend’s mom is a slice of sexy cake. I asked her if I could borrow her phone. She said, ‘Sure. But don’t forget to flirt.’

That guy at the store is a slice of sexy cake. I bought a bag of chips just to look at him.

My uncle is a slice of sexy cake. He walked in and my dog started drooling.

My neighbor’s dog is a slice of sexy cake. I told my friend. He said, ‘That’s not possible.’

My crush is a slice of sexy cake. I asked him out. He said, ‘I was going to ask you first.’

My teacher is a slice of sexy cake. I got a D on my test just to look at her.